unfriendlyasiangirl:

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

(via dutchster)

29.Aug.14 2 weeks ago

pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

29.Aug.14 2 weeks ago

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

Sorry blandz!

(Source: felfs, via dutchster)

29.Aug.14 2 weeks ago

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via nasterbate)

29.Aug.14 2 weeks ago
28.Aug.14 2 weeks ago

irockyursox:

im an unpaid extra in the movie of life

26.Aug.14 3 weeks ago

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

26.Aug.14 3 weeks ago